flutejesus:
“@saxophonejesus what do you think
”

chambergambit:

Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

theletters2juliet:
“ “The closer you come to knowing that you alone create the world of your experience, the more vital it becomes for you to discover just who is doing the creating.”
–Eric Micha’el Leventhal, “A Light from the Shadows” ”

blizzzard:
“5stationary:
““I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.” – Jane Austen in Pride and Prejudice
”


alexasenna:

theskoomacat:

catsbeaversandducks:

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife


thekhoolhaus:

If you’re going to be a fuckboy at least be good at fucking.

Ivy Lebelle

latesummer94:
“ theavc:
“ How you spell “The Berenstain Bears” could be proof of parallel universes ““You need to look up the Berenst#in Bears problem.” ”
It was this innocent comment left on a post about parallel universes that first pulled by Rob...

I don’t know what the fuck I would do without my skinfood honey mask


blizzzard:

(via TumbleOn)